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LSU-Themed Russian Nesting Dolls

LSU-Themed Russian Nesting Dolls

Jeff said he’d do it, but I never saw him come through. It looked inevitable in the first thirty minutes. The Baltimore Ravens had simply murdered San Francisco. Jeff had spent the better part of the half taunting his mother: “Mom…mom…mom,” he’d repeat until she finally yielded to his beckoning. Then, he’d say, “Flacco”, holding his thumb out and rotating from up to down. She’d made the mistake of doubting the Raven’s quarterback, the same one who delivered three pretty convincing touchdowns early on.

Earlier that day, Jeff had vowed to pour a beer over his head if Baltimore won. When the second half opened with a 108-yard kickoff return, giving the Ravens a three-plus touchdown lead, the intensity seemed to drop. However, the lights of the Superdome malfunctioned, and after the delay, the 49ers came roaring back, Jeff and I (a converted Baltimore fan) grimaced the rest of the way through. Then, at the last minute, our boys stiffened up on defense and pulled it out. And, Flacco seemed the undeniably MVP, despite what mom said.

And, I…I was waiting to see that deluge of a beer, which Jeff had ordered, the 10Q ($1.25) special, Brahva Extra, just after the defense had made that goal line stance. Of course, hugs and high fives were in order first. It was almost as if a line formed to pat Jeff on the back. A collective sigh of relief released to see him so pleased. Slightly exhausted, elated, and hammered out of his mind. The stress had finally relented. Why waste a beer?

Now, I know how people, all those I’ve converted into Tiger fans through the years, feel watching an LSU game with me.

Football has been a part of my life since before I ever donned a set of shoulder pads. I remember noontime kickoffs as a child in Mandeville, hunkering down in front of the TV to watch the Saints, my mother and I erupting into living room end-zone dances when Dalton Hilliard or Eric Martin would break one loose. In those days, the Saints had a ferocious defense led by a quartet of show-stopping linebackers, and the city of New Orleans, the state of Louisiana, had the first stirrings of the “Who Dat?” nation.

In high school, I became a varsity player and developed a more visceral passion for the game, a way of imagining myself as Sam Mills, a linebacker like me, 5’9” like me. For three years, my school never won game: 0-33. By the time I went to university, I was obviously not Sam Mills and had played my last game, but like any purple-and-gold blooded boy from Baton Rouge, I became infected with the Tigers. Gerry Dinardo had brought the team back to prominence my freshman year, but over the next three, the team waned into below mediocrity.

In my last semester in the fall of 2000, a new coaching phenom named Nick Saban took over the Tigers, and a few years later, I was going to graduate school at University of Memphis, working in a restaurant called Paulette’s, and sneaking into the back service kitchen to watch LSU beat Oklahoma for the 2003 National Championship. When I finished my MFA, I left the United States, never to return, but for the life of me, I couldn’t abandon my fighting Tigers.

In Korea, around twelve hours ahead in time, I listened to the games on LSUsports.net broadcasts on Sunday morning, watching the stats click over on ESPN Gamecast a couple of moments later. In Guatemala City, I went to a bar named Cheers (a direct rip off of the TV show), where, when I walked in, the owner immediately began searching for the LSU game. In Russia, I woke up at four a.m. on Sunday mornings to struggle through streaming the games with an internet connection that cut off every couple of minutes.

This year, every game was internationally attended by a whole staff of Earth Lodgers, world travelers, and me, the dinner chef who was ignoring BBQ beans to see what was going on in Death Valley. They rejoiced in my elation, cringed at my pain (after the Alabama game especially), and in doing so, rallied around the team, even though no one besides me really gave two dusty farts about football. Passion—no matter how globally insignificant—is often irresistibly infectious.

Nobody Holds Us Back

Nobody Holds Us Back

This last Super Bowl Sunday is perhaps the most fun I’ve had watching a football game that didn’t involve LSU or the Saints. Baltimore native—Jeff, his parents, and one of his lifelong friends—were all in town, in country even, and representing hard in their purple-and-black. We’d met up hours before the game for presumptuous mimosas and cigars. Sitting in the courtyard of the Antigua mansion-like dwelling that his parents—Jim and Jean—have rented, we discussed in depth the intricacies of offensive and defensive systems, player skill sets, and what the Ravens needed to do.

Just before game time, we paraded across the city in a mix of sobriety, some of us with fresh beers in our hands. Jeff had called ahead to the bar, Travel Menu, which by US standards is less than a hole in the wall, but it is Jeff’s version of Cheers, where every knows his name and more importantly his team. He told the owner to clear the half-dozen or so tables because we were coming to fill them. Something about the trek reminded me of parading in New Orleans, the sun cooking the air, the drunkenness, the camaraderie.

It seems strange to travel the world searching for such moments, moments when the home and life purposefully left behind seem so clear and desirable and so far away. I remember leaving for Korea in 2005, convinced of the changes I needed to make within myself, one of which was my obsession with football. In part, the change did occur: Rather than filling my weekend with an endless blur of ESPN highlights, during the season, I now focus my attention on one game a week. Oddly enough, it took moving across the world to create a better LSU fan.

I’m not sure what will happen next year if Baltimore and New Orleans cross paths. I’m fairly happy, and Jeff will be very happy come next year when Sean Payton has the Who Dat boys thundering back with a vengeance, that our teams are in different divisions. Whatever the case, at the moment, I’m happy for him (Flacco—thumbs up), I’m happy to have learned something about myself (super fans are awesome), and most of all, I’m happy to have found a way (however distorted it may be) to make watching football a redeemable travel option.

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Things to Do in Antigua Guatemala

A Suggestive Reminder & Beginner's Guide

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Sure, it helps that Antigua is—to use a cutesy souvenir word—nestled in Panchoy Valley, tiny and innocent at the base of a 12,000-foot volcano, a collection of ruins wedged between storefronts and restaurant-hotels. It helps that there are beautiful plazas and a Southern California climate six months of the year (the other is more rainy, like say Florida in autumn). However, there is a lot more to do in Antigua than sit in awe of its greatness.

Might I suggest:

1. Having breakfast. It seems so obvious, like something you’d do everyday anyway. Not to mention, Antigua is a sanctuary of coffee. This joint is full of places to start the day off right: Y Tu Pina Tambien (indie coffee shop atmosphere), Bagel Barn (the Guate, Guate sandwich), El Portal (sweet diner-style breakfast bar), Escolonia (the beautiful restaurant/garden center at the south end of 5th Avenida), Café Condessa (a swanky taste of the tipico)…

2. Perusing the markets and shops. Again, obvious, as there is a big, bright souvenir market, but there is also a really funky, functional market just north of it—with a paca (cheap clothes warehouse), vegetables and such, a sometimes horrifying maze of cafeterias, and odds and ends of all description. It’s a more eye-opening experience. Also, keep curious while roaming the streets because there are loads of surprise markets that overtake courtyards and alleyways. Still, though, Nim Po't (on the north end of 5th Avenida) is my favorite place to get the occasional tit of tat.

3. Reading in Parque Central. Always littered with loiterers, I was never that much for just sitting around the city’s main square until I recently began walking my wife to her afternoon job. I began veering off on the walk home, finding a bench to stretch out on and read a chapter or two. The fountains are tinkling, people are strolling, and often there is live music or street performers to distract any literature from getting too involved.

4. Visiting all the ruins. Before the notorious 1770s earthquake, there were nearly forty churches here, many of which still remain in different states of disrepair. I’ve been passing them for years now, but to really take a day to simply visit them all (or several) is really quite humbling. As an Antigua regular, it’s easy to forget on the brisk trip to work. As a first-timer, it’s just freaking incredible how many there are.

5. Sampling certain Antigua institutions, even if they aren’t particularly Guatemalan: The ridiculously sized platter of nachos at Mono Loco (5th Aveida), the mescal in the hidden bar behind a tiny refrigerator door at Café No Sé (1st Avenida), those the-idea-is-better-than-the-product choco-bananos (everywhere), Dona Luisa banana bread (4th Calle), love the gelato at the little place tucked next to the pharmacy at the corner of 7th Avenida and 3rd Calle, and definitely pick up an issue of the local expat mag La Cuadra.

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6. Taking Spanish classes. It’s easy enough to get around this city with only whatever rudimentary language skills one arrives with, but it’s also easy enough to find private Spanish classes for $5/hour. Every morning, the little grass courtyard at the entrance of my apartment complex (El Rosario—5th Avenida again) fills up with little two-top tables of outdoor classes in session. Or, try one of the dozen or so language schools offering.

7. Making chocolate. I’ve yet to do this myself, but there is a new thing going on in Antigua these days, the opportunity to visit a chocolate museum and make your own delectables. Of course, Central America is the land of cocoa, and the local Mayan culture prides itself on being the originators of the world’s most beloved sweet. The Choco Museo has been one a crowd-pleaser amongst the tourists I’ve met this year.

8. Seeing a movie at Bagel Barn. There is a chalkboard at the door (on 5th Calle near the square) with the weeks’ selections. A film is shown every night, and usually the week will include at least one feature relevant to the Guatemala.

9. Exploring the streets not immediately in the city center. The residential areas of Antigua make for a pleasant walk, and I’m constantly discovering little bakeries, tortilla stands, and specialty shops that are especially un-touristy. For anyone who thinks Antigua is nothing but fantasy land, they haven’t spent enough time getting lost in the spots where crowds aren’t. Take a stroll (or jog), take a wrong turn, and see where it brings you.

10. Getting the hell out of Antigua! On the outskirts of the city, you can tour coffee farms, hike up an active volcano, go on a zip-line canopy tour, mountain bike, motorbike, as well as visit the world’s best view at Earth Lodge for some beer-riddled hammock time with a view. Also, there are NGOs—educational, developmental, agricultural, and otherwise—to see and support and at which to volunteer. Touring Camino Seguro is one of the most eye-opening experiences I’ve had anywhere.

And, then again, one of the great things about Antigua is that, when all is said and done, you don’t have to do much of damned thing. It’s a town highly conducive to lazing, lounging, and drinking one’s self into a stupor or shaking, caffeinated fit. There is such an array of bar stools, benches, couches, and comfy chairs that one can quite contentedly wile away days doing nothing more than basking in the glory that is.

Links
Choco Museo
The Bagel Barn
La Cuadra
Dona Luisa
Earth Lodge
Café No Se
Y Tu Piña Tambien
Nim Po't
Camino Seguro

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Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?

Reviewing One Book with Another

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I’ve taken to calling myself a travel writer these days, but in all honesty, I still feel a bit fraudulent. When some new, unsuspecting soul hears the words “travel writer”, they immediately associate it with the cliché of “getting paid to travel”. Of course, as a freelancer, and far from monetarily proficient in that regard, I know that this view is a fantasized version of what really amounts to hours of hunching over a laptop, ignoring the view, and literally submitting one’s self to a lot of rejection. Still, a piece of me believes if I can only get that one big break…

Then, Thomas Kohnstamm, an author with much more clout than I, put it all into much finer perspective for me. Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?: A Swashbuckling Tale of High Adventures, Questionable Ethics, & Professional Hedonism follows Thomas on his first big assignment, writing a section of the Brazil guide for Lonely Planet. Most of us, hacks like me, complete novices, and non-writers alike, regard such work—writing for the largest independent publisher of travel guides—as the dream, the pinnacle of travel writerhood. In some ways, Thomas shows us we are sorely mistaken.

It takes Thomas nearly 50 pages of stumbling, bloodied debauchery—telling off his boss, shunning his girlfriend, and street fighting in his goodbye salute to New York—before we actually get to the actual assignment, at which time it’s clear that prudence will not be on the itinerary. Distracted by Rio, a romance with Inga the Lufthansa flight attendant, and unidentified recreational drug use, he is already horribly behind schedule on day one. What’s more is he is expected to cover all aspects of six Brazilian states in the northern nether-reaches of the country in a matter of four weeks. The assignment was impossible before he started late.

Thomas gives himself seven weeks, breaks his budget, and stretches money in ways he’d not imagined: living with a model/prostitute, taking a foray into dealing drugs to tourists, an unexpected twist into used motorcycle sales, and finally, using his Lonely Planet status to get freebies. It’s exciting to follow him through it all, at times enviable and other times just downright head-shaking. Overall, his exploits are a little out-of-realm of possibility or desire for me, not to insinuate I haven’t met folks with stories dissimilar. Which is to say, I think for many travelers (and writers for that matter), Thomas’s Hunter-esque lunacy is living the dream.

That’s where the Lonely Planet comes back into it. Beyond the insanity, there is the underlying current of the darker side of writing guidebooks. The incessant research it requires. The horrible plane/bus/truck/boat/motorcycle rides. Time and money restraints. Formatting. Marketing percentages. Word counts and dejected creativity. Clichéd, inaccurate descriptions. The effects that being written up in the Lonely Planet has on the once-hidden oases it promotes, the sudden onslaught of spring-break vagabonds that crush the soul of a place—the horrible need for it all. Then, the soul-stealing reality of being a starving writer. Ultimately, as Lonely Planet users (at some point we all are), we begin to lose our faith in “the Bible”, perhaps even judge ourselves.

I must admit to buying a Lonely Planet for nearly every country I go to, and I’ll even admit that Emma (the beautiful backpacking wife) and I have prematurely purchased several such guides to places that got pushed back and delayed indefinitely. Australia, New Zealand, India, and South America are all now jammed into boxes of books in corners of closets and attics, and they are all just about as crisp as the day they were bought. Other guides—Korea, England, Turkey, and Central America on a Shoestring—have been thumbed to death and milked for just about all they’re worth. Lonely Planet has been with us, earned its keep time and again.

Thomas, who expresses similar sentiments in his preface—“I almost always take a guidebook with me when I travel, and it invariably helps me in some way that makes it worth its price and worth its weight in my pack.”—pushes one’s respect for the Lonely Planet on its ass. His descriptions of policies, implausible and required inclusions, and dysfunctional information gathering leave little doubt as to why, on nearly every trip, I’ve chased down some restaurant, hostel, or departing bus that no longer exists. Furthermore, the minutiae of subheading text sizes and laundry services in every dirt-road town hardly make it appealing as a career. The Lonely Planet is far from gospel truth or any dream I’ve had.

By the end of the book, Thomas has written himself out of being referred to reverently by last name. He presents a main character (himself) more like that one wild friend in college, far outside the bounds of my compulsive, married, and timid nature. As a traveler and writer, who may just be headed to hell at the end of it all, the book is as unrealistic as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for me. However, I can’t help but admire the persona a bit, the gumption, and the how-to of living this tale and still getting hired by Lonely Planet again. The questions beyond Do Travel Writers Go to Hell? that I’ve gotten from the book have opened my eyes, honestly changed the way I look at some things. For that, you can’t fault a few swashbuckling yarns for being a bit too gonzo.

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Camino Seguro/Safe Passage

Re-Introducing a Fine NGO

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Most of you who have followed Emma’s and my adventures throughout the years know about Las Manos de Christine, the NGO we’ve returned to Guatemala several times to assist. However, what you may not remember is that Las Manos, now standing on its own in Aldea El Hato, began as an effort to support another great NGO: Camino Seguro, or Safe Passage.

Safe Passage, around for nearly a decade and half now, began by aiding children of the families who live near and work in the Guatemala City dump. It’s the largest dump in Central America and the sole source of income for an entire community, fishing out anything recyclable, in Guatemala’s capital. Since 1999, Safe Passage has grown into much more, now offering not only support (educational, nutritional, medical, and psychological) to the area’s children, but also programs for women, a nursery for babies and toddlers, and classes for reaching adult literacy. Through years of service, Safe Passage has made and continuous to make an undeniably positive impact on the community that surrounds it.

The non-profit was founded by a US-born woman, Hanley Denning, who came down to Guatemala to study Spanish in 1997. However, after visiting the dilapidated neighborhoods around the garbage dump, she sold her computer and car to fund a project to help the children she’d seen. Thus, in 1999, Safe Passage was born, beginning with forty-six of the poorest children in the area. Over the next eight years, Hanley fostered the program and the community, as well as garnered vast international support, local volunteers, and a devoted foreign staff. Then, in January of 2007, she died in a car crash.

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Though obviously shaken, Hanley’s admirers, friends, and staff pressed on, continuing the vision that had consumed the last eight years of her life. Today, Safe Passive provides educational support, various health services, and means to rise out of poverty to over 550 children, not to mention the support given to families from bottom to top. Perhaps as notable, however, is that Hanley’s love and devotion has opened the eyes of so many others, those who worked with her, who continue what she began, and for whom she labored on behalf of.

In 2008, the first time Emma and I lived in Guatemala, Emma worked at Safe Passage every afternoon, teaching English classes provided by a tiny NGO called Las Manos de Christine. By the time we’d returned in 2010, this time as full-time volunteers for Las Manos, Safe Passage had outgrown the need for Las Manos-funded English classes, which is why we began our work in Aldea El Hato. However, the mission of Safe Passage has remained strong in our hearts, and in the world, and for me, the two NGOs will forever be intertwined.

For more information on Safe Passage, visit the website: www.safepassage.org.

Thanks for your interest. In the coming year, I hope to provide a monthly blog post about the exciting, inspiring projects happening in Guatemala. If you know of one, would like your organization to be included, or are particularly interested in some facet of NGO work, please don’t hesitate to contact me. Until next time, best wishes.

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Inspirational Amenities

Thoughts on Our First Week in Antigua

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A little over a week ago, we left Earth Lodge. After seven months of living what many would call the rustic life—no AC, no cable TV, and outhouses for bathrooms—we moved to what can only be called the big city in comparison. We now live amongst pizzerias, coffee shops, and luxury hotels; stay within walking distance of a large supermarket, a tourist market, and electronic stores; and pay more in rent than we earned living in Aldea El Hato, where Earth Lodge is.

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However, leaving the hotel means we’ve willingly abandoned, not a cupboard, but an entire room of dry goods and fresh produce to be used as we liked, a full-sized refrigerator constantly re-organized to hold more stuff, a freezer equally as stuffed, two six-burner stovetops (one less than a week old), two ovens, and all-you-can-drink coffee/tea/water/beer/booze/soda. Not only that but everything was restocked twice a week such that no one ever had to go long without green tea and vanilla tea bags or a pound and a half of jalapeños.

Don’t get me wrong: Our new apartment is nice for our standards. There is an atmospheric separation (the back of a couch acting as a half-wall) between the bedroom and makeshift living room/kitchen (with a fireplace). The windows are big and fill the studio with light. Outside the south-facing window is some sort citrus tree bearing fruit, and to the north, we face a landscaped garden with assorted tropical flowers and bushes. We live in the safety of a gated community and have a somewhat functional hot water tap. There is a maid service to sweep, mop, and change the sheets once a week.

One would expect moving into the thick of it would bring about such luxuries, but as I washed dishes yesterday morning, it occurred to me how many amenities we’d left behind. It occurred to me because, first of all, I was washing dishes, not just dropping my plate off at the back of the kitchen for someone else to deal with. The real kicker, though, was that I was standing in the bathroom, squeezing our one five-quart pot into the hand sink to rinse out the remnants of oatmeal. Beside me, in the shower, a drainer half-full of utensils, bowls, and cups was drying.

If I’m completely honest, which I try to do when I can get away with it, I have—in my wilder days of youth—used a kitchen sink to piss in. Not necessarily something to take pride in but factual and not as uncommon as one might think (I think). However, without a doubt, I have never washed dishes in the bathroom. That said, in our new place, which doesn’t have an actual kitchen but rather a small wooden table with a portable electric two burner stove-top on it, a college dorm version of a refrigerator at its side, there is no kitchen sink to speak of: Our options are the bathroom or walking to a nearby outdoor washing area.

So, in the same vein as pissing in the sink, I suppose (in some warped notion of analogies), when there is only a pot, a couple of spoons, two coffee mugs, and some bowls, why bother walking all the way outside? Isn’t easier just to rinse those puppies in the toilet and let them drip-dry in the shower where they won’t cause a mess? Frankly, in a world going so green, I’m now becoming a little curious as to why we aren’t all bringing our dishes to the bathtub with us: save water, soap, electricity/gas (depending on heating), and time to boot.

Let me take this opportunity to invite you all to the revolution. We aren’t just changing our location, my friends; we are changing the world. Ecotourism’s got nothing on us.

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